Saturday, June 20, 2009


Before we get started here, let me point out that I am right-handed. My left hand is so useless that it can barely type out these letters. It hangs flacid off of my arm most of the time. I am absolutely NOT a lefty...yet, I am completely fascinated by left-handedness.

This is a new obsession and based in...well...nothing. When I meet someone I tend to think, first and foremost, about whether or not they are left or right handed. Lefties have all these crazy quirks. I don't know what it is...but it kind of turns me on. I'm serious here. Left-handedness is a total turn on. That awkward angle that they hold their pens? When I meet a guy and he turns out to be left-handed, that's a huge plus for them. 20 points. 

I've become obsessed with guessing which celebrities are "cool enough" to be left handed. I was right about Woody Allen, Tina Fey, and Kate Winslet.

Verdict is in...I'm totally losing my mind.